Vampire’s Kiss

The “Lost It” Boy

Long before Count Dracula, Nicolas Cage played a wannabe bloodsucker donning cheapie plastic fangs to terrorize New York single ladies in the 1989 horror-comedy Vampire’s Kiss. Can the insecure yuppie be disabused of his Nosferatu delusions before he devours any more cockroaches, pigeons, or one night stands? And is put-upon secretary Maria Conchita Alonso (The Running Man) the true target of the Moonstruck star’s evil appetites? Become a Now Playing Patron this April and find out if Arnie, Jakob, and Stuart go to bat for this gonzo performance.